I’m Not A Psychiatrist But If I Were...
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I’m not a psychiatrist,
so I can’t diagnose you as a narcissist.
But if I were a psychiatrist,
I’d diagnose you as a narcissist.
–B
March 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
About This Poem: Sharp. Minimal. Devastating in its restraint. “I’m Not A Psychiatrist But If I Were…” is a poetic eye-roll dressed in clinical sarcasm—a brilliant snapshot of the gaslit clarity that comes after dealing with a narcissist. It says exactly what it needs to and nothing more. Iconic.
